The Empire of Prasha Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Vincenzo Vitelli with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.723 billion Prashians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vittortici. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Prashian economy, worth 524 trillion Prashian Lire a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,836 Prashian Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prasha Empire's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Prasha Empire is ranked 7,738^th in the world and 374^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.